Hit Some Dingers

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Tue 13

Video of KG clearly calling the Cleveland fans “fuckin’ faggots” after a big bucket in a losing effort in game 4. Thankfully TNT decided to slow this down for us.

I wonder if Papa John’s can make this one better?

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Thu 8

Everyone, I have a very imortant announcement to make…

Charles Barkley: Charles Barkley Admits To Dumbassery

I should add, as always, Chuck is one of my all-time favorite athletes. And commentators.

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Wed 30

“Al Horford won the rookie of the year award, but in an effort to create publicity for their youngest starlet with the most recognizable name, they will hand the award to Kevin Durant.

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My latest NBA conspiracy theory

This doubles as an apology gone horribly wrong to Seattle, who now gets to wave goodbye to their rookie of the year award winner.

Sorry, Seattle. If I had a vote, I’d have em stay.

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Fri 29

The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae: Quotable: Ryan Howard on Wearing a Big Diamond Earring

“I enrolled in the ‘I want to be Jimmy Rollins’ classes and this is one of the prerequisites.”

I am getting AWFULLY excited for baseball. Matt hit it on the head, this team’s got chemistry.

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I love soccer all over again

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Report: MLS to Announce Philadelphia Expansion Franchise Next Week - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

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Fri 25

“And let me tell you somethin, it is depressing, humiliating, to know, like, when you on a really good team, you like we gonna win dis game, we gon win dis game, we gotta play well, but we gon win dis game. But when you on a bad team, you like, where’s Minnesota at? Wheres Seattle? You gotta cherry pick games…

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Charles Barkley, 1:41 AM repeat of Inside the NBA (Presented by Hundai)

…I should mention that Charles Barkley is one of my heroes.

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Thu 24

LSU Coach Les Miles loves him some urine baths.

I think number 11 is one of R Kellz illegitamate children…

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Sun 13

“Roger Clemens will have to make his medical records public to combat the steroids allegations, specifically the abscess on his ass. At this time we will learn that he has been treated for ED. He will then sign a lucrative deal with Viagra.

— Jeff Greco, predicting the future

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Fri 11