Hit Some Dingers

Video of KG clearly calling the Cleveland fans...

Tue, 13 May 2008 02:34:54 -0400

Video of KG clearly calling the Cleveland fans “fuckin’ faggots” after a big bucket in a losing effort in game 4. Thankfully TNT decided to slow this down for us.

I wonder if Papa John’s can make this one better?

Everyone, I have a very imortant announcement to...

Thu, 08 May 2008 16:26:29 -0400

Everyone, I have a very imortant announcement to make…

Charles Barkley: Charles Barkley Admits To Dumbassery

I should add, as always, Chuck is one of my all-time favorite athletes. And commentators.

"Al Horford won the rookie of the year award, but in an effort to create publicity for their youngest..."

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:07:00 -0400

“Al Horford won the rookie of the year award, but in an effort to create publicity for their youngest starlet with the most recognizable name, they will hand the award to Kevin Durant.”

- My latest NBA conspiracy theory

This doubles as an apology gone horribly wrong to Seattle, who now gets to wave goodbye to their rookie of the year award winner.

Sorry, Seattle. If I had a vote, I’d have em stay.

The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae: Quotable: Ryan Howard on Wearing a Big Diamond Earring

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:50:13 -0500

The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae: Quotable: Ryan Howard on Wearing a Big Diamond Earring:

“I enrolled in the ‘I want to be Jimmy Rollins’ classes and this is one of the prerequisites.”

I am getting AWFULLY excited for baseball. Matt hit it on the head, this team’s got chemistry.

I love soccer all over again

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:00:24 -0500

I love soccer all over again

Report: MLS to Announce Philadelphia Expansion Franchise Next Week - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:57:56 -0500

Report: MLS to Announce Philadelphia Expansion Franchise Next Week - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

"And let me tell you somethin, it is depressing, humiliating, to know, like, when you on a really..."

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:23:40 -0500

“And let me tell you somethin, it is depressing, humiliating, to know, like, when you on a really good team, you like we gonna win dis game, we gon win dis game, we gotta play well, but we gon win dis game. But when you on a bad team, you like, where’s Minnesota at? Wheres Seattle? You gotta cherry pick games…”

- Charles Barkley, 1:41 AM repeat of Inside the NBA (Presented by Hundai)

…I should mention that Charles Barkley is one of my heroes.

LSU Coach Les Miles loves him some urine baths. I think number...

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:52:48 -0500

LSU Coach Les Miles loves him some urine baths.

I think number 11 is one of R Kellz illegitamate children…

"Roger Clemens will have to make his medical records public to combat the steroids allegations,..."

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:15:00 -0500

“Roger Clemens will have to make his medical records public to combat the steroids allegations, specifically the abscess on his ass. At this time we will learn that he has been treated for ED. He will then sign a lucrative deal with Viagra.”

- Jeff Greco, predicting the future

Dawk beats out Romo again/Tony drank the water in Mexico Also,...

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:01:00 -0500

Dawk beats out Romo again/Tony drank the water in Mexico

Also, introducing the brand new Jessica Simpson sex toys! (3 east payments of 39.99)

Let’s hope the old man doesn’t Kingdom Come back.

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:43:00 -0500

Let’s hope the old man doesn’t Kingdom Come back.

I'm pretty sure I just listened to 45 minutes of "No, you hang up first."

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:26:00 -0500

I'm pretty sure I just listened to 45 minutes of "No, you hang up first."

"Can I drink water? Is that good or bad? [drinks] I can swallow, too."

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:15:09 -0500

“Can I drink water? Is that good or bad? [drinks] I can swallow, too.”

- A roid raging Roger Clemens during his live press conference on ESPN right now